Loving Lauren: Freya’s modern classic reviewed

Freya Jolie

Post Joliegate (Freya are not continuing my favourite, rainbow bright Jolie (above) bras. Sob), I’ve been looking for a bra that could tick all her boxes. Perfectly colourful, perfectly comfortable, perfectly fitted, and perfect for everyday – this is no easy task. Sure, I love a lot of bras. But Jolie was my BFF. And now she’s leaving me.

Freya’s own spokesperson suggested I tried Gem (below). And I will try Gem. But Gem is not out until September, and my Jolies are running out of time. I need to diversify, and diversify fast. (For now – don’t think I wont find the time and room for those rather awesome high waisted briefs…)

Gem China Blue Bra by Freya Lingerie

And so it is that I find myself alone with Lauren, in the balcony style. Simple, elegant and modern, Lauren is a super-soft classic without pad, fuss or frill – only a neat satin bow and a subtle hint of pin stripe. I tried her on in both white and purple. And, actually, I love her.

Lauren is like Jolie in many respects – comfortable, pretty (she’s less plain on and in the flesh than she is in the picture below), and that perfect mix of everyday and style. The band is respectfully firm and fits similarly to the Jolie in size – although the cup itself is fuller and higher, and it gives a fuller shape. My only niggle is a minor one – the straps run too long for me. But it’s had more than a few outings before writing this, and I’m happy to say that doesn’t cause any noticeable woe.

It’s also worth noting that there is decent nipple coverage in the white. I love a cheeky hint of what’s beneath as much as the next girl, but it’s amazing how hard a feature modesty seems to be in what really is a ‘utility’ colour…

In many respects, Lauren is the perfect white bra I’ve been looking for… but I preferred and kept it in purple. “Why?” you scream. “You’re so close!” But she is plain – even if she is prettily so. I need to colour to make this a perfect match for me. Sadly, Lauren seems to have suffered the same fate as Jolie and seems to be only available in black and white. The purple – or any other colour option – will not be around for much longer. Which is a real pity: because I think a lemon yellow or pistachio Lauren would rock my world.

Freya Lauren is widely available in black and white, and comes in sizes 28D-H, 30D-J, and 32-38 C-J.

Freya Lingerie Lauren Balcony Bra

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Capella by Masquerade reviewed!

Masquerade Capella by PanacheI have been hoping to try Maquerade by Panache’s moulded sweetheart Capella bra for a reeeeally long time – luxe, pretty, and hotly reviewed by a number of awesome lingerie bloggers, I was pretty confident of this being a winner. Out of the wrapper, it’s soft and beautiful with a truly luxe finish that stands up to closer inspection. Even without the soft lighting and the artful shadows, Capella is one beautiful bra.

 

Alas though the handful of reviews said it came pretty true to ‘usual size’, that was not the case for me. My usual 30G was perfectly snug in the back, but the cup ran at least a whole size large. Although the wire was extremely comfortable and tracked well, similar to Freya Deco (another large-running moulded cup) Capella ran so big on my (definitely not shrinking) boobs that Mr B4J spotted the gape from across the room. Plus, the straps only shorten by a couple of inches, so there’s no way of solving the gape with strap wizardry. A 30FF might work if it doesn’t compromise on the tracking – but alas geography means I don’t have easy access to try. Very reluctantly she must go back in the box. Sigh.

Another extremely beautiful bra from a very interesting brand – but prepare to size down in the cup to get the fit such lovely lingerie (and your boobs!) deserves.

Capella by Panache’s Masquerade is still widely available, and on sale all over the place too….

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Reduce your IQ… I mean… bra size with Ultimo’s new miracle* cream

*NB. Probably not a miracle.

Sometimes, I read things that make me furious. Others, just make me roll my eyes until they’re loose in my head. This ‘news’, about Michelle Mone/Ultimo’s latest product, provoked the latter.

I don’t really get Michelle Mone. She jumps on the ‘real women’ bandwagon with a customer model campaign that promotes shape and age diversity (ish) one minute, and then the next she’s releasing expensive potions promising to magically reduce bra sizes in a matter of weeks.

Theory 1: Michelle Mone actually doesn’t give a crap about promoting healthy body image.

£40 seems quite cheap for something that claims to be an alternative to expensive breast reduction surgery – I can see how it would appeal to someone unhappy with their curves. But for my money, £40 is rather a lot for something that has not been proven in clinical trials (the only results are anecdotal, from her friends), and is pedalled by a so called ‘lingerie guru’ who doesn’t seem to understand that breasts are an incredibly complex organ made of a number of different internal tissues, and are therefore unlikely to materially melt away in a slick of herbal extracts. They are breasts, not sugarcubes. No wonder Ultimo bras are so damn uncomfortable.

Theory 2: Moisturising your boobs with anything every day may make sagging skin look firmer (as with your face – read Bad Science by Ben Goldacre for a very interesting chapter on skincare). But I’d rather spend £5 on a moisturiser from a skincare brand not set on insulting my intelligence than give any of my hard earned cash to Ultimo.

Theory 3: For the appearance of smaller boobs, why not try a correctly fitting bra? I dropped a dress size when I went from a 34E to a 30G, and I haven’t wished my boobs smaller since. Reconsider your fit, and learn to love your body for what it is – an real life, manifest, conscious, living miracle. Although perhaps not in a bra made/fitted by Ultimo.

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Gossard’s amazing scientific methods once again prove nothing.

This just in from Gossard. I’ll leave you to pick through this and my reply. It’s frustrating to say the least (I don’t get paid for this, ya know?) – but there it is. Stubborn, uncontrolled, and flawed – this is our cat, and we need a new way to skin it.

So if you too would like to conduct your own highly scientific bra calculator experiment, visit your local Gossard stockist and compare the two methods yourself. Either post your results here, or e-mail them to me at busts4justice@gmail.com. I’ll be collating the findings and presenting them back.

Hi Beckie,

Yesterday we had two models come into the office for a general fit.  The first was the model we used last time.  First off I would like to confirm that the last time we used this model we should have used the 32G, as you suggested, rather than the 32FF that we tried. 

So, the model measured 31.5 inches under band and 42 inches over bust. This meant that we measured her as a 36F (which is also what our fitting calculator measures her at).  The model prefers to wear 34FF as she prefers a snug fit.  This time we asked our model to try the 32G, however the bra was digging in significantly around the back and the underarm area.  Our model said it felt as though the bra would snap and that she couldn’t breathe, and would not feel comfortable wearing this.  The model also commented that she believed the garment would leave lasting marks.  In addition, when the model wore her fitted t-shirt on top you could see where the bra was digging in, creating visible bulges! 

If we use the +0 method the model would be a 32 back, and assuming that you are measuring the cup by calculating the difference between cup and band (you weren’t clear on this) then she would be a H cup = 32H.  Gossard’s sizes go up to a G cup, which means we would have to work towards the largest cross grade that we carry, which would be a 36G.  When wearing the 36G it was clear that the bra was too big for the model.  As the model was used to wear a tighter fit she felt as thought the 36back and the G cup was too large, however we could not reduce to a 34 back as we do not stock 34GG. 

The second model measures 32 under band and 43 over band.  The Gossard bra calculator estimates that she would wear a 36FF. Our model in fact wears a 36G, which is an excellent starting point considering we do not guarantee the accuracy of the calculator on sizes above DD.   

 Using the +0 method the model would be a 32 under band and a J cup (again, which Gossard do not stock).  The nearest size on the cross grade would be a 38G, which as we saw when the first model went up back sizes, does not offer support. 

The experiment shows that Gossard, and the standard way of measuring, is in fact closer to the actual bra size than the +0 method.  In the first instance Gossard (and the calculator) measure the model exactly as she is, where as the +0 method is off by two cup sizes.  In the latter model Gossard was one cup size larger in measurement then what she wears – which, as stated before, is a brilliant result considering it is hard to use formula to calculate sizes above DD.  The +0 method was once again two cup sizes different, showing that the +4/5 method is in fact a better starting point for measuring women’s bra sizes. 

Gossard understands that the +0 method is difficult to test in larger sizes as we do not stock sizes above G cups, meaning the theory unfortunately becomes redundant once you start cross grading sizes.  We would like to thank you for bringing this alternative way of measuring to our attention, however after testing both theories we are more than satisfied with our measuring system and will be continuing to use it.

I know, kids. I know. This was all I had the energy for:

Thanks for the e-mail. As ensuring Gossard customers get the best fit, support and service is not my job, I’m not going to spend too long on this message.

What I will say, however, is that I would never recommend cross-grading like that: you cross grade to find the perfect fit, not to find a size on sale (of course a 38G did not fit that woman – it may well be the same ‘volume’ but it is not the same bra. Why should a woman have to compromise on fit because you don’t carry her size?). If you don’t carry a woman’s size, be honest about it. Much better to send her elsewhere than sell her a bra she’ll hate. Unless that’s your business model – it may very well be. However, we must discount her results entirely.

And as for the first woman, it’s also worth pointing out that you measured her as a 42 overbust this time, but a 40 overbust the last time. Which is either a dramatic hormonal flux, or indicative of inconsistencies within the experiment (and indeed, measuring in this way at all! That’s why the visual prompts are so vital). Given that she was happiest in her 34FF (equivalent to a 32G), I’m going to put money on that original measurement being closer to correct. But we can agree to disagree there.

Inconsistencies aside for a moment, all we have proved is that – for this particular woman – +2 is the best fit in that bra that she tried (and I’m not surprised – in my experience Gossard bras are snug). If we conducted the same experiment using me and another brand, say, Curvy Kate; you could be ‘more than satisfied’ that -2 is the best starting point. The whole point for using +0 is that it is neutral – you are not sending anyone in one way or the other. It’s starting point that actually starts at the start.

Vitally, this experiment also proved that that calculator alone does not provide accurate fitting advice. So I would once again urge you to look at the visual advice you give (both with your fitting advice and with your models) to ensure you’re giving women the right cues. At the absolute core of the technique I recommend is logical and clear fitting education (above any calculator). We can disagree on starting points, but we cannot disagree that Gossard is lacking on that front.

While a sample of one I’m afraid is not enough to convince me that the calculator has merit, I’m happy to defer that you know your own products. In fact, myself and a number of other lingerie bloggers (including Fuller Figure Fuller Bust and Invest in your Chest) are very much looking forward to continue to review Gossard products – following your fitting advice to the letter, of course.

Best wishes, and have a lovely weekend.

Busts 4 Justice

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As if the bra fitting wasn’t bad enough… VICTORIA’S SECRET NOW STEALING BUMS

Victoria's Secret Photoshop Fail

Not content with riddling generations of American women with horribly fitting bras, and waging an offensively bland campaign to convince us that sexy = smooth + orange; Victoria’s Secret continue their war against the human woman’s body with this latest nefarious outrage.

Now rendered entirely two dimensional, we may never know what happened to this poor woman’s buttocks. This disturbing image was posted to Victoria’s Secret’s Facebook page earlier today with no explanation as to what had become of the pair, although they are clearly visible in the accompanying ‘before’ shots. Tragically for the victim their whereabouts remains a mystery, whilst their abductor remains unchecked and at large.

Three-dimensional women, be vigilant. Now: does my bum look big in these geometric parameters?

(No doubt this will have been removed from their Facebook by tomorrow. I took these grabs, for poster(ior)ity…)

Victoria's Secret Photoshop Fail 2

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