Turn your back on Page 3

Turn Your Back on Page 3It’s fair to say we women have come a long way, baby. We have the vote. We have education. We have control over our reproductive destinies (although there are some seeking to challenge this – don’t get me started *fumes*). But in spite of the fact that I can now do anything a man might without fear of being burned as a witch, we still have topless women on the third page of tabloid newspapers.

Defenders of Page 3 herald it as a British tradition, but it – and the culture of misogyny within the tabloids that goes with it – is totally anachronistic in a society that would claim to regard women as equal. Workhouses and Jacobean ruffs are part of British tradition too: it doesn’t mean we still have to have them.

25 years after the first challenge in Parliament, Page 3 still exists. As does inequality in the boardroom, underrepresentation of women in politics, and VAT on tampons. It’s time to fight back. A recent review recommended sexual images in lads mags and newspapers be removed from the sight of children, campaign group Object are working hard to kick sexualisation of women right in the bald and shinies, and now campaign group Turn Your Back on Page 3 are tackling The Sun on their own turf.

Turn Your Back on Page 3 isn’t new, but after years of not getting the recognition it arguably deserves it’s now upping its game: hi-jacking The Sun’s campaign to find a new Page 3 star. TYBOP3 isn’t about being prudish, or conservative, or even anti-porn in its mission to get boobs off the breakfast table. It’s about getting this harmful, insidious culture of misogyny out of our press – not just in The Sun but in all of the equally guilty red-and-blue top tabloids.

And what better time to challenge the tabloids? The integrity of tabloid newspapers has never been as scrutinised and questioned as it is in the current climate. The News of the World has shut down completely, and people are horrified by what seems like a total absence of moral compass in some journalists. It’s fascinating, but really, are we surprised? Each week the News of the World was stuffed to the gills with the sort of woeful sexism that reduced women to mere objects: constant scrutiny of famous women’s figures and articles about weight loss, salacious sex scandals which delight in calling women without fame, power, or a voice ‘tarts’, and rallying cries against things like bras supposedly marketed for children whilst simultaneously speculating about whether Miley Cyrus is wearing underwear and printing full page pictures of topless teenagers. Phone hacking is but a symptom of the same problem. These papers dehumanise everyone. On no level does this contribute to a society being fair, equal and respectful towards its members. Page 3 is an archaic symbol of this endemic objectification. Isn’t it time for a change?

Join Turn Your Back on Page 3 on Facebook to find out how you can subvert The Sun’s latest competition to be a Page 3 model, or follow feminist activist group Object for more campaigns against the objectification of women.

And for a bit more inspiration – this is an old but genuine spread from The Star. On the right, lambasting satirical comedy Brass Eye’s ‘paedophile’ episode. Opposite on the left, a feature on the then 15 year old Charlotte Church’s developing chest… It’s old, sure, but things have not changed. Enough please!

the sun brass eye charlotte church hypocrisy

Posted in Campaigns, Feminism | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

HOW TO BE A WOMAN, and other stories.

Caitlin Moran How to be a WomanStop what you’re doing immediately. ‘But I’m reading busts4justice.com’, you cry. ‘Can’t a girl enjoy five minutes of boob bloggery without being ordered to action?’

Alright. Fine. Read this, but then you really must leg it to your local bookshop/e-tailer and buy Caitlin Moran’s How to be a Woman at the earliest possible moment.  The columnist, Twitterist, and regular top-ist of ‘girls that would be fun to drink gin with lists’, has navigated everything from armpits to Z-list celebrity in her mission to to decode feminism for the now-ties.

Ever since an oafish, spitting, boily faced drunk penned me in to the corner of a grotty Brighton pub and slurred “you’re not one of those feminist types, are you” after I’d politely asked him to stop referring to my breasts as separate entities, I’ve had no trouble declaring myself to be a feminist.

But it can be hard balancing what should be straightforward – the equal opportunities, values and treatment for all bit – with the more nebulous aspects of modern life. How do you balance a feeling that cultural pressure to be ever young, thin and beautiful is fundamentally wrong with a basic wish to look good? How do you celebrate your own sexuality whilst feeling so uneasy about porn encroaching on everyday life? Why – and this is something that bothers me more and more as I get older – are there thongs, and why are they so keen to be worn internally?

In How to be a Woman, Caitlin Moran walks this path for us, tackling all of these things as she weaves in and out of her own life-story. It’s heartwarming and pretty inspiring, and the passages on fat and body image should be compulsory reading in secondary school. It’s also not judgemental. How to be a Woman might not want to take pole dancing classes, or wax its muff, or wear a thong itself – but the book’s strength lies in the fact that the beef is always with the causes of these things, rather than the women who choose to partake themselves. And in fact, if these things are done with glee rather than anxiety, fear or any sense of obligation, it’s something to be celebrated regardless.

I’ve read some fairly scathing reviews from feminists about the book, but I think they’re missing the point. How to be a Woman knows it’s not a heavyweight feminist text. It’s not supposed to be. Heavyweight feminist texts are not read by normal women, because normal women have millions of other things to worry about. This is intelligent but accessible feminism for everyone. It’s also terribly funny, and romping through it on my morning train ride inspired a lot of curious glances from nearby, more austere looking commuters. Oh, if only they knew I was giggling about wanking and knob jokes…

How to be a Woman is out now in paperback.

Posted in Feminism, Reviews, We love... | Tagged , , , | 3 Comments

Magical Masquerade: a sneak peek at Panache AW11

Panache Masquerade Lingerie Capella

Panache’s Masquerade collection never fails to turn up the glamour, but after a sneaky peek at their AW11 collection I think this season might just be their hottest yet.

Notably this season promises more vintage Hollywood glamour then ever before, and the sort of vintage styles that a: I’m a complete sucker for anyway, and b: convince me that by wearing them I too could be the sort of effortlessly stylish and capable woman I’ve always dreamed of becoming, possibly with a satin housecoat.

Immediately, I fell in love with this 50’s inspired Capella (D-G, above). It’s a beautifully classic set, and I love how understated it is: it’s a sophisticated and subtle slice of boudoir sexiness, perfect for warming up those long winter nights. And for those who want to turn the temperature up from warm to scorching, this Delphi basque (D-H, below) reveals a tantalising trail of stomach behind gorgeous lace detailing.

Maquerade Basque Delphi AW11

The unstoppably popular Lula-Mae (D-H, below) will return mid-August with a flourish, reworked in to this beautiful olive colour for the autumn. Favourite Rhea is also due to make a comeback too, in a luscious mulberry colour with slate detailing.

It would be nice to see Masquerade expand in to J cups, (perhaps next season…) but it’s a cracking collection to warm us through the cold nights. I’m already looking forward to celebrating their release with an indulgent lingerie spree. And a satin housecoat. And possibly some kind of beehive…

Panache Masquerade Lingerie Lula Mae

Posted in News, Reviews | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Swimwear or scare-wear? Fiendish fun from Iron Fist…

Zombie Print Iron Fist BikiniPerfect for those fancy dress Halloween pool parties (somewhere in the Universe, etc…), I couldn’t resist sharing this fantastically freaky zombie bikini from Iron Fist. It’s not the most grown-up-glamourous of swimwear selections and I doubt any G+ cup could so much as think about brainz before slipping a nip, but for horror fans and girls desperate for something a bit different to chintzy prints and lollipop colours, what better way to individualise your beachside style than by transforming your perfectly human body in to something a bit more, well, undead?

Excellent fun and a killer deal at only $30. I’m ever so slightly concerned about those teeth though…

What do you think?

Posted in Reviews | Tagged , , , , , , , , | 3 Comments

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIKINIS! Hmm, how to celebrate…

Louis Reard Inventing Bikini(Okay, so it’s a day late, but I did wear my Freya Cabaret bikini yesterday and as the saying goes it’s the unconscious thought that counts…)

Yesterday was the 65th birthday of the bikini, the most fun item of apparel ever invented. Named after the small Pacific atoll where the first atomic bomb was tested, the modern bikini was invented by Louis Réard (above) and appeared first on the catwalk in 1946.

For me, the bikini is all about freedom. It’s about throwing myself bare belly first in to the freezing English Channel and just enjoying it, not giving a damn about being judged for the shape of my body. (Anyone who’s ever thrown themselves bare belly in to the freezing English Channel knows, if anyone is watching you it is with concerns about your mental health AWE.)

So let’s honour this most awesome invention by gorging our eyeballs on some of this year’s highlights…

On another note, how cute is that ribboned one-piece? Could someone rework it for Summer 2012? Panache? Freya? Miss Mandalay? Bravissimo? Curvy Kate? *stares pointedly*.

 

FREYA BARDOT BIKINI

Freya Bardot, out August 2011.

Panache Lucile bikiniPanache Lucile

figleaves midnight grace bikiniMidnight Grace by Figleaves

Miss Mandalay BikiniMiss Mandalay

 

Slinky Dip Polka Dot Halter BikiniSlinky Dip

Posted in News, We love... | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment