Am I being dumped by Eveden?

It’s no secret that I love the Eveden group, especially Freya. I love the styles, the fit and the shape. My 28G underwired Freya Active – despite being imperfectly small in the cup – is still far and away the best sports bra I have ever had, my three Freya Jolies are my favourite everyday bras, and they consistently make swimwear that make me regret not living somewhere that isn’t so Amsterdam-cold. I love Freya, and Freya loves me… Or so I thought.

This weekend, I finally met fellow blogger and Invest In Your Chest powerhouse Cheryl in Selfridges for a brief trollydash in the lingerie department.  In the frenzy, I grabbed 4 Eveden family bras to try: a Freya Taylor, a red Freya Deco, a gorgeous red Emmanuelle from Fauve, and a grown up, elegant Fantasie – all in my normal size.

With the exception of the Fantasie, which was big enough to house me and 4-6 Haribo mini-snack packs, all of them were a: gorgeous, and b: perfect in the cup. So why did I not leave London with a glossy yellow bag full of lingerie delights?

Because I think Eveden is dumping me.

She’s not said anything – yet. But things have definitely changed between us. We used to be so in sync. She knew what I wanted before I knew it, and I could count on her to always be there for me with – especially with Freya – 30G bras that fit perfectly right off the peg.

But now, things are different. Her 30Gs are now big on my back – all 3 of those perfectly fitting cupped bras were tried on on their tightest hook with room to spare. And as much as I was tempted I knew any purchase would soon have worn out beyond wearability. Not responsible lingerie shopping.

I know it’s not me. I have not shrunk, and my often worn 30G Jolies are still firmer than anything I tried this weekend. No, it is not me. For whatever reason, it seems Freya backs are getting bigger. So if I am sensible and am not to waste the £30 on a Freya, or the £50 on a Fauve that won’t last, I need a 28GG. And that bra size is the lipstick on the collar proving Eveden is trying to end our beautiful relationship. Because – to them – it barely exists. Fauve doesn’t go down to a 28, and Freya only has a handful of styles that go beyond a G in a 28 back. None of the three I’d tried and loved are available in my new, true Eveden size. Gloom.

I don’t know what I did wrong, but generous back sizes have pushed me out in to a wilderness I had got used to not being in. The brands that brought me in from the cold have pushed me back out again. And the worst thing is, I still love her. I love her so much I found myself genuinely trying to justify the expense of a bra that would soon wear out, or reasoning whether I could once more get used to a slight overspill and four boob being a daily fact of my lingerie life. You see, I am still hopelessly besotted, and I fear she’s moved on without a backward glance…

Eveden, darling: won’t you take me back?

The loves that will never be*…

Fauve Emmanuelle

Fauve Emmanuelle

Freya Lingerie Taylor

Freya Taylor

Freya Red Deco

Freya Deco in Red

unless I take the hit on cost-per-wear, obvs… *puts on Working Girl and stuffs face with ice cream*

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Triumph celebrate 125 years with beautiful vintage corsetry *sulk*


Triumph 125 Anniversary Vintage Corset CollectionTriumph, the grand old dame of lingerie manufacturers, celebrates it’s 125th year this season with this beautiful, limited edition collection of classic corsetry and lingerie.

Of course, none of it is available in sizes approaching anything that could handle G-Unit, but it is a beautiful collection for the lucky few it will fit. My favourites include the amazing Vintage Lace dress (below), and the Vintage Touch collection (above) bra, which more than a little bit reminds me of the Jean Paul Gaultier for La Perla range from earlier this year.

The Triumph Vintage collection is available from House of Fraser now. Happy birthday Triumph!

Vintage Lace Dress TriumphTriumph Vintage Touch BraVintage Touch High Waisted Panty

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Men Call Me Things: is not feeding the trolls enough?

TROLLSGeneral consensus dictates that the best way to combat trolling – the vile, faceless and purposefully provocative abuse that pollutes the internet – is to block and ignore. Reaction, upset and retaliation are the raison d’etre of these creatures (who are, no doubt, less cute or sexually confident than their inanimate plastic namesakes pictured above), and the only way to fight them is to shut off their access to the misery and anger that seems to make them stronger.

But a new campaign is challenging this, and encouraging women to share their experiences in defiance of the hatefully misogynistic abuse they’re bombarded with on a daily basis. Started by feminist blogger (and girl I’d like to be) Sady Doyle, Men Call Me Things – which originally just aimed to raise awareness of the level of abuse directed at women writers – has kickstarted the debate about whether abusers should be named, shamed, and even prosecuted for their online behaviour.

I’ve had my fair share of unpleasant ‘get-your-tits-out-do-me-some-justice’ type messages throughout my underwear agitating career, but fortunately neither I nor the lingerie blogging peers I asked have experienced the level of vitriol shared on the #mencallmethings hashtag. But that doesn’t mean I don’t think it’s a problem. Check out the excellent Tiger Beatdown for some highlights that inspired the campaign: at best they make you wince; at worse, they’re frightening. And they expose something sinister about the sexism still rife in our culture. Should we just block-and-ignore the fact that there are this many people who think threatening rape is an acceptable way of shutting someone up? Might actually engaging with thist go some way to explain both the horrifying rate of rape in our culture, and the totally inadequate rate of conviction?

I agree that often block-and-ignore is the best strategy for dealing with faceless morons who find their Friday night release in the form of abstractly riling strangers. But when it is sexually aggressive and violently threatening abuse – especially when it impacts on someone’s ability and willingness to do their job – it shouldn’t be up to the victims to swallow it down and get on with it. When will these abusers be held to account?

Block and ignore, or name and prosecute: what do you think?

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Wishful thinking…

Freya Taylor Masquerade Lula Mai Bravissimo Parisien Plume

So it still smarts that I had to RSVP ‘no’ to all the press events of late, but next weekend a best friend’s hen-do is affording me an all too rare opportunity to duck in to Bravissimo near Oxford Circus to stock up on treats. As I’ve written before, it’s no fun being a G-cup in Amsterdam, and unless you particularly enjoy paying double for a rather slim selection of Freya your options are decidedly numbered. Next weekend, it’s payback… and what a wish-list I’m racking up…

(From top left…) First up, Freya Taylor. Based on the ever-reliable Deco shape, Taylor (which festively makes me think of Toffee Deluxes from Quality Street) is shaping up to be one of the most popular selling bras of the season. I can’t wait to try it, although am crossing everything that the rumours are true and they size more accurately than the classic Deco. I simply cannot keep buying imperfectly fitting bras because somebody(ies) have decided not to make something in a 28GG… *flutters eyelids at Eveden*

The eternally popular Lula Mai from Masquerade has been on my wish list for a long time, and this exclusive-to-Bravissimo colourway is so gorgeous I have to get G-Unit in to it. I love Masquerade and this is perfect for luxe-ing up the increasingly blanket inspired outfits I’m having to wear to survive winter. Please don’t let it make my pale skin look dead….

I haven’t quite gotten over the disappointment of missing out on Bravissimo’s stunning peacock Parisian Plume this summer, so I’m not leaving without trying this firework-like black and purple version. Secretly I hope it fits horribly, so I’m not forced to weep at the blank 30G markers on my browser. Oh PP, we could have been beautiful together…

Bravissimo Bettie Mae Bravissimo French Bow Bra Bravissimo Siesta Bikini

Mr B4J went immediately to this cute pumpkin-y Bettie Mae Bravissimo number, so I’ve promised to give it a test run. Shiny colours aren’t usually my bag, but I’m open to being pushed out of my comfort zone in my quest to get him excited about lingerie. All reviews so far have suggested this is a tricky one to fit, so we’ll see if he gets lucky…

I’m not sure I can pull off twee bows and candy stripes, but dammit if I won’t give this French Bow Bra a go. It’s also by Bravissimo, which is surprising – they really seem to be expanding their ‘sensational sets’ range exponentially. Good news for everyone, especially J+ cups not usually serviced by the main brands. Next year’s going to be interesting.

And no, I probably don’t need another bikini; but this bright red Siesta bikini by Bravissimo deserves a out-of-season shout out for being beautifully be-ribboned AND available up to a K-cup. I know I have a number of frustrated J-cup bikini-fanciers amongst my lovely readers… Hop to it!

Here I come London… Hurrah for the UK high street!

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Zoo Magazine revamping digital presence *rolls eyes forever*

Zoo Magazine

Bauer Media, owners of Zoo Magazine, have announced that they are investing in Zoo’s digital media presence following the success of FHM’s ever increasing website. The article in pro-geek fest the NMA, read rather like a brand benevolently giving customers what they want. “Improving user experience, increasing ad proposition, yadayadayada” are all standard touch points for anyone wanting to capitalise on the trend shift in how we all consume media. This story is more inevitability than innovation.

But Zoo Magazine have an extra special reason for wanting to boost their digital publishing. Following a Home Office recommendation and continued campaigns from activist groups, this year some retailers agreed to put them on the top shelf. With the exception of WH Smith – who claimed placing them that 1.2m (the average height of a 7 year old) was a perfectly adequate measure – by power-buyers increasingly Zoo Magazine has been treated as porn.

Online, there are no such restrictions on age or exposure. Sure, to register you have to confirm your age, but there is no way of verifying user’s data. And besides, there’s plenty of content available on the home page without registration. In five minutes, I’d seen more finger blow jobs, panty tearing, doe eyes and tits than anyone could possibly stand on just one cup of tea. Is that really how women should be celebrated in a aspiring-to-equal society?

This sort of thing isn’t just bad for women, it’s bad for everyone. Of course, it promotes women as purely sex objects and endorses a synthetic and mostly unattainable beauty. But it makes an arse of men too, for falling for it. Zoo Magazine a big vajazzled dinosaur. May its asteroid be merciless and forthcoming… *eyeballs digital media buyers*

I couldn’t bring myself to link to their site. So instead, enjoy something else beautiful and splayed out awkwardly for your enjoyment…

Cute panda picture

 

 

 

 

 

 

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