Has Miley Cyrus had breast implants, or have we just hit a new low?

As one can imagine, I spend a lot of time Googling boobs. It’s not always the most enjoyable of experiences, but in the last month it’s been more grating than usual. The recurrent problem? Miley Cyrus’s bra size.

Has Miley Cyrus had a boob job? According to the four million posts about the subject, she either has or she hasn’t. She either looks bigger or she doesn’t. I don’t give a crap, but I’m going to take her at her word and believe she hasn’t. Miley Cyrus is 20, and has been in the public for over six years. There’s inevitably been changes to her figure, and indeed there will continue to be for the whole of her life. She’s a woman!

What is most disturbing about the absurd clatter about Cyrus’s chest is that in truth has absolutely nothing to do with the “news” that a young girl may have had breast implants. It’s simply because people want to legitimise their desire to look at her boobs. Whenever you see a headline reading “has Miley Cyrus had a boob job?” above a picture of her in a low cut top, the translation of that header should be WE’RE LOOKING AT MILEY CYRUS’S TITS! CORR! AND IT’S NOT CREEPY ANY MORE BECAUSE SHE’S 20! YOU CAN LOOK AT THEM TOO! PHWOAR etc etc, ad nauseum.

Charlotte Church recently went in front of the Leveson Inquiry, and in her emotional testimony described the treatment she’d received as a young girl growing up in the spotlight. She described feeling harassed by the tabloids, and disturbed by the fact they seemed to be “counting down” to her sixteenth birthday. (See image below for a creepy example of the articles posted when she was 15 – so beautifully positioned just across the fold to the same paper’s misplaced outrage at the Brass Eye Paedophile episode.)

What message does it send to other young girls when it’s acceptable for them to be objectified and dissected en masse in this way? It’s weird, and it’s creepy, and it shames us all that it’s clearly click-worthy enough to justify the constant dirge of banal speculations. Enough is enough. Can a 2012 resolution be to give up churning out this crap this year please?

Arg!

(Like this? Try Under the Mistletoe: Feminism for some heartening and inspiring feminist action…)

the sun brass eye charlotte church hypocrisy

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Happy New Year!


For most of us, by tomorrow it’ll all be business as usual as we head back to the office and readjust to regular meal patterns without a solid base of foil wrapped chocolates. Sigh. Which is why New Year’s resolutions were invented, perhaps: to give you something to think about on those first painful commutes back. I love a resolution, but it you think it’s all fad-diets and empty promises, think again. Here are B4J’s top four resolutions for a happy and healthy 2012. Who fancies joining me?

1: Learn to love your lumps and lines.

Lots of people use New Year to kickstart health and beauty regimes, and that usually involves spending money/self-harming in the quest to become that thinner, younger looking version of yourself you’ve always known would be happier and more successful than you. Well, big wobbly bums to that. Here are two empirical facts: being skinny is not the answer to whatever you’re feeling dissatisfied about. It’s easy to get confused when every cultural signal suggests we’ll be much happier when our face resembles a smooth potato and our body can be held together only by skin alone, but it’s a misdirection. Work out what it is that would really make you feel like a new woman and go after that instead. And fact two? Time keeps moving on, and fretting about it showing on your face is setting yourself up for a lifetime of chasing your tail in ever increasing circles. Love the lines that show you’ve lived. I’m thirty this year. I bloody hope I can remember this resolution this next decade…

Julia Roberts Lancome Advert Banned Potato

2: Love what you have enough to look after it.

Now you’re resolved not to hate on your amazing body, a new year is as good a time as any to take up an exercise – not to lose weight, but as an investment to keep strong and fit and happy for the rest of your life. The gym is not for everyone – but if a PE-phobic like me can find things I love (in and out of it) enough to do regularly, anyone can. Jump in and try everything to discover yours – because the possibilities are almost endless and your marvellous body deserves it. And as luck would have it, I’ve seen my ultimate sports bra, the Freya Active underwired, in the sale ALL OVER THE PLACE. On your marks, get set….

Freya Active Sports Bra

3. Spread the boob joy.

Are you wearing the right bra size? And if the answer to that question is “yes of course, I’m a discerning busts4justice.com” reader, then is your friend/sister/mum/aunt/colleague/barista/stranger on the bus? The next best thing after getting your boobs in to the right support is spreading the word and helping others to too. And the best way to influence retailers’ buying decisions is to increase demand for the alphabet beyond D. Go forth, and change the world!

The Quadraboob Boobie Trap Bra Fitting Poster

4: Spend more time touching yourself.

I really mean it. Although this might get you kicked off the train/on YouTube as #busgropelady if you attempt to act upon those resolution thoughts mid-commute. Most women recognise immediately when their eyebrows need attention, or when their ends are splitting, or when they need a pedicure, but they haven’t a clue what their breasts feel like normally or when something’s not right. Your best defence against breast cancer is early detection, and the only person who can control that is you. Check out the poster below for guidance, or go directly to the flipping marvellous CoppaFeel! website for all the help you could possibly need to help save your life- including text reminders to check yourself. What are you waiting for? Get groping!

CoppaFeel: signs to look out for

5: Have an amazing 2012.

What more could we ask for?

Happy resolving all! Love from B4J xx

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Under the Mistletoe: Feminism


It’s been brewing for a couple of years, but 2011 feels like the year feminism really stretched its legs, sharpened its claws, and stood up for women while it kicked modern misogyny in the short and danglies. Because beyond the traditional challenges to inequality in the workplace and in Government policy (check out the Fawcett Society for tireless, policy driven feminism), and the immensely significant amount of oppressed women standing up to fight for their rights in the Arab Spring, 2011 has seen women en masse take a stand against complex, culturally endemic issues that affect them too.

Take the Slut Walk. Growing up, I couldn’t have counted the amount of times my all girls’ school warned us to protect ourselves from rape – but not once did my friends at the corresponding boys school sit through an assembly on how not to rape. And while I’m not saying that every boy is a rape timebomb waiting to go off (of course most men don’t have a problem with no-means-no) – it does say something about what society thinks of the causes of rape when prevention is a task charged to potential victims. And when a Toronto police office advised women to “avoid dressing like sluts in order not to be victimized,” women across the globe took to the streets to protest the absurdity of this and demand a radical cultural shift in the way we think about rape and treat rape victims. It was inspiring and exciting stuff – but it’s just the beginning. With a recent study finding that people couldn’t tell the difference between copy from lads’ mags and statements from convicted rapists, and with the Men Call Me Things movement exposing the sheer volume of sexually violent threats made against women writers on a daily basis, it’s clear that we’re only scratching the surface of an issue that affects women everywhere.

Then there was the Muff March – protesting against the pressure for women to conform to a (let’s face it, porn-dictated) ideal of beauty that has so distorted our sense of perspective that doctors are seeing an increase in even teenage girls worried that their perfectly normal genitals are ‘wrong’ and in need of surgery. It’s messed up – and it’s time we started standing up for our bodies against this tsunami of utter nonsense.

And away from the streets, someone has slipped something in to regulatory board the Advertising Standards Authority (ASA)’s water and they’ve started taking action against certain campaigns: including a ruling against a banned adverts that appear to objectify women as sexual objects from public spaces where they might be seen by children, and banned adverts using anorexic looking models for being unrealistic and irresponsible.

What would you like to see change in 2012?

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Long term feminist, curious or just plain confused? Check out the very brilliant ‘How to be a Woman’ by Caitlin Moran. I’ve given it to about ten people now: funny, interesting and bloody inspiring. An amazing read for Christmas.

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Boux Avenue expand to H-cup

Boux Avenue H Cup Lingerie
When they launched earlier this year, new lingerie brand Boux Avenue responded to disappointment at their limited range of cup and back sizes with a promise that more sizes would come. Ho hum.

But as it turns out, they weren’t lying. While there are still no 28 backs (always disappointing from a brand using super-slim models in their product shots), Boux Avenue have now expanded their cup size range from a G to an H cup.

And – whilst not being an especially bountiful selection – it’s a solid start. This vibrant red Brodie brocade number is pretty yum, and this cute Monique polka dot number (also available in pink) is a great everyday basic. Both retail at £26.

I wonder if it’s a sign that times are changing that what is essentially the new (prettier, less itchy) La Senza has so quickly broadened its alphabetical horizons. It’s certainly encouraging. So, Boux Avenue: what have you got in your stockings for us next?

Boux Avenue H Cup Lingerie

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Andrej Pejic models lingerie for Dutch retailer

Andrej Pejic for HEMA
Following his appearance on the Jean Paul Gaultier runway, the androgynous and totally beautiful Andrej Pejic can now be found at my bustop (above) modelling lingerie for Dutch bargain retailer HEMA (think of Woolworths crossed with Primark, but probably nicer and with hotdogs…).

The €20 “mega push-up bra” promises to boost a cleavage by two sizes, and HEMA choosing a man to model certainly proves it does what it promises. I love the cheek of it, and also enjoy the fact that – in this advert at least – no woman is being told her boobs aren’t big enough…

But what do you think? Great campaign or a step too far?

For more about Pejic and why I don’t see men on the women’s catwalk as a negative thing, check out my original post on the subject here:

 

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