Can’t remember to check your boobs? As part of their Hello Boobs campaign, CoppaFeel are offering to text you monthly reminders so you never again forget to grab a hold of those beautiful bosoms in the fight against breast cancer.

These reminders will be personalised to you, specifically to your individually named breasts. Now, I for one have never thought about naming my boobs before. And though it might sound strange, self-examination is all about getting to know your boobs. What better ice-breaker than to learn a name?

You can find out how to check for breast cancer on the CoppaFeel website. And all you have to do to get these reminders is text BOOBS followed by [NAME & NAME] to 70300. I’m off to christen mine now: I’m debating between the obvious G & Unit, or wildcard Thor & Titan.

What will you name yours?